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Friday, February 01, 2008

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your Super Bowl Party
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"I'll take your coats and Michael Vick will take your dogs"
"If the Giants beat the spread, we get to keep the house"
"The clam dip has been unrefrigerated since the NFC Championship"
"Tell that Joey Bishop story again, Regis"
"Cool, Dick Butkus is here...Oh, sorry ma'am"
"Surprise! Welcome to your intervention!"
"Grizzly bear -- run!!!"
"Why are we watching golf?"
"Letterman's here"
"Bill Belichick has video of you in the shower"
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"In the betting pool, you have the Knicks"

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"I hope the game's on Lifetime, because that's all we get"

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"We'll start the game as soon as we watch all these "According to Jim's" I TiVoed"

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"How's the campaign going, Rudy?"

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"Check out that guy doing an illegal procedure on your wife

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