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Friday, March 14, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your College Basketball Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament
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When team makes a basket, everyone hugs and squeels, "Yipee!"
Players look like the fat guy from "Lost"
Coach keeps pronouncing NCAA "NICKAHHHHH"
Before hitting the court, team eats lovely meal of fettuccine alfredo
They spend timeouts discussing who will win "American Idol"
Team let shot clock expire because they enjoy the buzz
School's mascot is a giant asthma inhaler
Players regularly leave the game early to beat traffic
Point guard is leading the league in hernias
They score less than Eliot Spitzer
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