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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Is Too Fat
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Tried to swing from a vine and brought down the entire tree
Only eats bananas smothered in nacho cheese and butter
When wearing a baseball cap, is often mistaken for Michael Moore
He knows 26 words, all of them Baskin-Robbins flavors
Last Halloween, put on a pair of earrings and went as Kirstie Alley
Kids keep yelling, "There's a hippo in the monkey house!"
Can no longer get around to solve crimes with his obsessive-compulsive behavior -- Sorry, that's a sign "Monk" is too fat. Watch new episodes of "Monk" on the USA network this summer!
At department stores, has to shop in the Husky Monkey section
He's used as the "Before" picture in all those monkey diet pill ads
Bill Clinton just hit that
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Shops for clothes at the "Forgotten Monkey"

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Instead of a tutu, he wears a fourfour, I'm telling you, he gets no respect

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Typical day spends 10 minutes in the jungle, 8 hours in Sbarro

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He sort of looks like a 300-pound Robin Williams

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