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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much NCAA Basketball
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At dinner party, you make guests tip off for every pork chop
You got a tattoo of Jim Nantz where a tattoo of Jim Nantz shouldn't be
You name your child "Gonzaga"
Just checked into rehab to kick $500-a-day nacho cheese addiction
Got a 35-second shot clock in your bedroom -- it's an oldie but a goodie, folks
Constantly asking, "What would Michigan State coach Tom Izzo do?"
Snack plus lack of activity equals sweet sixteen chins
You're so caught up in basketball, you don't even care that "The Hills" Audrina is about to go on her first date since breaking up with Justin Bobby
Kick everyone's ass in Scrabble by putting "Krzyzewski" on triple word score
You'll watch anything leathery and orange on CBS -- even Letterman
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You seed your children based on how much you love them

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You have visions which force you to sculpt your mashed potatoes into a bust of Greg Gumbel

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Your medical alert card reads, "In case of emergency, please TiVo Thursday's Louisville Tennessee game"

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Lot of people can name players -- you can name some of the fans sitting behind the bench

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