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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine
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"I thought you said you were using protection"
"It's Angelina Jolie. I'd like to adopt the baby"
"This is your wife -- can I borrow your Gillette Mach 3 razor?"
"It's Maury. I'd love to test to see if you're the mother and/or the father"
"Ralph Nader here. I've had sex with myself for years and never got pregnant"
"It's Maury. Again, seriously, how fast can you get here?"
No number 4 -- writer still stuck on JetBlue flight -- what's it been, like a year?
"Michael Moore here. People ask me if I'm pregnant too"
"This is Dr. Phil. We should talk"
"Michael Jackson here -- just wanted to reach out to another androgynous freak show"
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"Ok, you won the bet; how much do I owe you?"

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"Mom here; how exactly do I announce this in the church bulletin?"

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"Hi, It's Amy Winehouse. Thanks for taking the attention away from me"

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"Dude, I thought you just had a beer gut"

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"It's Toyota -- would you like to do an endorsement deal with our hybrids?"

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