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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard in Line to See the New Indiana Jones Movie
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"Indy's so old in this one, his whip needs Cialis"
"185 million dollar budget -- there better be some damn monkeys"
"Dude, why the hell are you dressed as Spock?"
"I can't wait for the next one in 2027"
"Is this the movie about those four women who go slutting around New York City?"
"If Indiana Jones wants to defeat evil, he should go after the oil companies -- zing!"
"Yes, Harrison, you're eligible for the senior citizen discount"
No number 3 -- writer waiting in line to see new Indiana Jones movie
"If I want to see an old guy running around, I'll go to a McCain rally"
"Shouldn't you be at the White House, Mr. President?"
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"What do you mean I can't bring my bullwhip into the theater?"

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"Help...Milk Dud...stuck...in windpipe!"

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"If we see 'Speed Racer' we can have the theater to ourselves"

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