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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Top Ten Questions on the Barack Obama Running Mate Application
 Top Ten   
"How much experience do you have doing nothing?"
"Do you have any crazy clergymen we should know about?"
"Will you help your oil company buddies achieve record profits by screwing consumers?"
"How many friends do you have on Facebook?"
"Can your charisma and vitality match the high standard set by Dick Cheney?"
"Why the hell was Billy Crystal on Letterman talking about 'Soap the Complete Series' now available on DVD?"
"Do you think the Yankees should move Joba back to bullpen?"
"Any idea what happened on the season finale of 'Lost'?"
"Ever slept with Barbara Walters?"
"By any chance do you know where Osama bin Laden is?"
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"Ready to sit on your ass for four years?"

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"Do you see yourself as more of an Al Gore blowhard or a Dan Quayle boob?"

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"Do you mind living in a house that reeks of gunpowder and lipitor?"

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"How good are you at pretending to care about average voters?"

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"Can you bring to the ticket the magnetic charisma and smoky machismo of a Walter Mondale?"

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"In the off-chance presidency is decided by bowling, can you top a 37?"

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"In case terrorists storm the Oval Office, do you know kung-fu?"

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