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Monday, June 09, 2008

Top Ten Answers To The Question "How Hot is it?"
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"It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty is holding a Jamba Juice"
"It's so hot, President Bush fanned himself with unread intelligence memos"
"It's so hot, Scott McClellan has written a scathing book crticizing the sun"
"It's so hot, Exxon is charging $4 a gallon for ice"
"It's so hot, Iron Man's suit left grill marks on his ass"
"It's so hot, instead of being stuck on the runway, JetBlue flights were stuck to the runway" (it could happen, people!)
"It's so hot, Hillary Clinton announced she's running for President of Antarctica"
No number 3 - writer passed out from heat exhaustion
"It's so hot, guys are climbing the New York Times building just for the breeze"
"It's so hot, those sluts from 'Sex and the City' are sleeping with Ben & Jerry"
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"It's so hot, Barack Obama picked Mr. Softee as his running mate"

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"It's so hot, the U.S. government is talking about invading Cold Stone Creamery"

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"It's so hot, for an extra $15, American Airlines will let you fly with your window open"

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"It's so hot, John McCain says it's the hottest day he can remember since 1898"

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"It's so hot, Antarctica has officially been downgraded to 'Slurpee'"

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