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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential Debate
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It's a town hall debate, but the town is in a mountainous region of Pakistan
Tom Brokaw leaves early to catch 9:15 showing of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"
Topics fall into the categories "Domestic policy," "Foreign policy," and "Burt Reynolds films of the '70s"
Keep arguing about who has more friends on Facebook
Candidate says, "Why you hatin'?" Other responds, "Why you buggin'?"
It's covered by CBS, NBC, ABC, and the Howard 100 News team
Candidates ignore questions and gossip about which Senate pages are sluts
The yodeling competition
Disproportionate amount of questions about "The Hills"
It's 90 minutes of folksy phrases and winking
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Every question ends with the phrase, "What's up with that?!"

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Throughout the debate, stagehands are still trying to figure out how to assemble Ikea podiums

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Follows the same basic format as "American Gladiators"

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Ends abruptly when moderator suffers a groin pull

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Moderator Drew Carey asks candidates to guess price of Dentyne

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Debate organizers accidentally booked Barack McCain and John Obama

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