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Friday, July 31, 2009

Top Ten Signs You're Staying at a Bad Resort
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Concierge hands you keys and says, "Ah, Room 312... Let me see if the coroner is finished"
Fire escapes are not clearly marked and often barricaded
You're staying in the "Idi Amin Suite"
Phone in your room has only three numbers
Only water view is the toilet overflowing
Happy hour is between 5 a.m. and 5:30 a.m.
They offer lessons in golf, tennis and jihad -- wow, that's a bad resort
From the beach, you see sun, birds, and the U.S.S. Harry Truman pointing its .50 caliber machine guns at you
Pay-per-view movies are all videos of you sleeping
Appearing all week in the main showroom -- Regis
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