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Thursday, July 18, 2002
Show #1843
By Michael Z. McIntee Change Text Color:
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Geena Davis; and Robert Plant.
PLUS: Know Your Current Events; a top ten list; and a special visit from Jay Thomas.

It's Tuesday night and time for America's Fastest Growing Quiz Sensation - Know Your Current Events.

Tonight's Categories - 5 big ways to win big.
- Know Your Current Events
- Know Your Cuts of Meat
- Know Your "Big Brother 3" Houseguests
- Know Your Weber Gas Grills
- Know Your Short Presidents


CONTESTANT #1. Someone from Lawrenceville, Georgia. I missed her name. She chooses Know Your Cuts of Meat.
First meat: What is this cut of meat?
Answer: Lamb leg whole. Dave thinks we may have done this one last week. We didn't. Last week we had a smoked ham whole.
Second meat: What is this cut of meat?
Answer: Beef rump roast boneless.
For her work, our contestant earns a box of meat from Lobel's. The best dang meat this writer ever cooked for himself. To learn more about the Lobel's, check out their website at www.lobels.com. Order some today.

CONTESTANT #2: Jason from Seattle: Jason is in the drug making business. Says he makes drugs for rheumatoid arthritis sufferers. (And Maxwell Smart told family members he was a shoe salesman and worked for a greeting card company.) He used to be in the beer making business. 6'6" Jason chooses Know Your Short Presidents.
First Short President Question: Name this President who stood 5 feet, 6 inches.
Answer: John Adams.
(Wahoo Presidential Fun Fact: Our 2nd President. A Federalist. Wife's name: Abigail. John Adams felt his greatest act as President was preventing a war with France. French seizures of U.S. merchant ships and demands for payment of bribes caused many Americans to favor war with France.)
Second Short President Question: How tall was our shortest President, James Madison?
Answer: 5 feet, 4 inches.
(Wahoo Presidential Fun Fact: Our 4th President. A Democratic Republican. Wife's name: Dolly Payne Todd. TheWar of 1812 is sometimes known as 'Mr. Madison's War.' In this war there were some stunning U.S. victories on land and sea against the powerful British. Madison had to flee when British troops burned Washington D.C.)

CONTESTANT #3: Jennifer from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Did you "Play the Dave"? Wahoo readers should have known what was coming next. Dave asks, "Scranton, is that by Amish Country?" It's the only thing he knows about Pennsylvania. Jennifer works for a pharmaceutical firm. Dave wonders if there is some pharmaceutical convention in town, as Jason also worked in the "pharmacy" business. Before the show, Jennifer dined at the ESPN Zone. This surprised Dave. "You're the first person I ever heard of that actually ate at the ESPN Zone." Jennifer's category: Know Your Weber Gas Grills.
Weber Gas Grill #1: Which Weber Gas Grill is this?
Answer: The Summit 450.
Weber Gas Grill #2: The lid of the Genesis Silver B is available in what three colors? Answer: Black, green, and dark blue.

And that was KYCE. I have an idea for KYCE if we do it next week. Watch for the new wrinkle the next time we play. Remember it came from me.

It's time for the Annual Late Show Holiday Quarterback Challenge. We do it every holiday season and it is always great fun. Dave introduces our old friend Jay Thomas who will try to knock the top piece off the Late Show Christmas Tree. Sitting atop the tree: A pizza pie and a meatball. Jay misses on his first toss but nails it on his second. The top piece weakly and droopingly hangs down from the impact. Dave and Jay take turns going for the kill. Ever the good host, Dave lets Jay Thomas do the honors. It's fun every time we do it.

TOP TEN: Interesting Facts About Air Conditioning
- The air conditioner was invented 100 years ago by a man named Willis Carrier. Carrier Air Conditioners is headquartered in the Syracuse, New York area. My niece Kim interns there.
#9. Invented by the same person who invented Hair Conditioner.
#7. Ancient Egyptians employed a form of primitive air conditioning called, "Wind."
#3. Concept of variable settings introduced by Ed Low and Jim High.

GEENA DAVIS: Leggy and luscious. Geena gave birth to her first back in April. Nice rebound.
The delivery was kind of hectic as she was "rushed" through Los Angeles rush hour to the hospital. Took two hours.
A few years ago Geena was ranked in the top 15 women in the country for archery and narrowly missed making the 2000 Olympic team. (Dang! We could have had her bow and arrow the Christmas tree top piece.) She's hoping to make the 2008 team.
Geena also is a member of Mensa, that genius club. The club consists of the top 2% in terms of intelligence. After taking the "Are You A Genius" tests as a kid in the Reader's Digest, Geena decided to take the real test back in the '80's. She passed and is now known as the Leggy Archer Genius. I never took those tests. I never got past "Life In These United States."
Geena stars once again in the mouse movie, Stuart Little 2. It opens on Friday (today). My girls loved the first one. We'll be going to this one, too.

ACT 5: LATE SHOW VIDEO PERSONALS: Let's meet eligible Late Show staffer, camera operator Gary Mintz.
"Hi, I'm Gary. I enjoy spy novels, body surfing and Montgomery Clift movies. I collect Buffalo nickels and I have a brown belt in Kung-Fu. If you're a single female who's been looking for love in all the wrong places, give me a call and I'll bring your life in 'focus.'
Hyundai commercial with Jethro Tull music.
Arghh.

ROBERT PLANT: Grammy award-winning singer and a bona fide Rock and Roll legend. His brand new CD is called, Dreamland. Robert Plant sings "Darkness, Darkness."

And that was our show for Thursday July 18, 2002.

Do Pink Flamingos Cook Their Shrimp?

How can the good people put their trust in James Traficant to make good sound judgements when he decides to wear his hair the way he does?

ABC local news promo - it lasted no more than 5 seconds. News anchor comes on and says, "Botox injection disaster. Report at 11."

SNAPPLE UNDER THE CAP FUN FACT OF THE DAY:
#1. A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.

A SUTCFFOTD from earlier in the week:
#11. "Flamingos turn pink from eating shrimp."
I then received this from Tiffany O'Connell of Arvada, Colorado:
"I'm writing you because I had a thought about the Snapple under the cap fact for today. I too have heard that flamingo's turn pink because they eat shrimp, but raw shrimp is grey not pink. Do the flamingos cook of the shrimp first?"
Here's our answer:
Donna Stec:
"Flamingos turn pink from eating shrimp because of the beta carotene in the shrimp. Flamingos that don't eat shrimp are white. Beta carotene is the same stuff that's in carrots so if we humans ate nothing but carrots our skin would be a nice shade of orange."
Lee Cain of Sarasota, FL
"Wild flamingos are pink because they eat carotene-containing brine shrimps (one species) or blue-green algae (another species). Lacking such food in zoos, they turn white unless fed caroteniferous substitutes--carrots, beets, or red peppers in the old days, or the additive canthaxanthin today."
Long-winded Bill Rinehart of Toledo, Ohio chimes in:
"I can tell you that most experts on the Internet agree that it's the carotene in the shrimp (or other shrimp-like crustaceans) that turn the Flamingo's feathers pink, just like the carotene in a diet of only carrots turns humans' skin orange. Some websites point to the algae in the water, but this is disputed by the effect of diet on Flamingos in captivity. When Flamingos in zoos are fed a diet low in carotene, their feathers become white. The enchantedlearning.com website also includes the following fascinating tidbit about Flamingos and their diet:
'The flamingo eats insects, crustaceans (shrimp-like animals), and tiny plants like diatoms and algae. The flamingo eats by putting its head upside-down into the water looking backwards. It takes in water that is rich in tiny organisms and filters nutrients from the water with a comb-like organ on its tongue.'"
And now my carotene story: My friend Ann tends to be a bit obsessive. One day she decided to go on a diet and to keep her mouth busy, she ate nothing but carrots. This went on for weeks. Her skin began to turn a hint of orange. She became concerned so she called her friend the nurse. After hearing of the symptoms and the diet, the nurse went to her nurse book. She told Ann to check the soles of her feet. The next thing the nurse heard was a blood-curdling scream from the other end of the phone. The sole of Ann's feet were a bright pumpkin orange. Too many carrots was the diagnosis.

Cameo Mention of a Non-Wahoo Reader

It's fast becoming a favorite among non-Wahoo readers. It's something I call CAMEO MENTION OF A NON-WAHOO READER. How do I find these people? It's not easy since there are so few out there. Doing a google search, I type in a city and then a last name, any name. Whatever comes up becomes my non-Wahoo reader of the day. Today I am going to try: City - Houston, Texas. Name - Alexander.

CAMEO MENTION OF A NON-WAHOO READER
From Houston, Texas and wide receiver for the University of Colorado Buffaloes, it's Corey Alexander.
This concludes another episode of CAMEO MENTION OF A NON-WAHOO READER

Friday's Mailbag

Where is Biff?
LETTER #1: From Martin Johansson of Stockholm, Sweden:
"Hi Dave! Sometimes you say '...and here is a copy of tonight's top ten list.' Where do you store the original?"
LETTER #2: From Bob Throisinsky of Greenville, Delaware:
"What do you do in your spare time?"
LETTER #3: From Shawn Hinrichs of Chicago, Illinois:
"Dear Dave, What do you do with the letters that don't get answered?"
LETTER #4: From Len Dawson of Wellanc, Ontario, Canada:
"I'm interested in playing the stock market. Do you have any tips for me?"

Wahoo EXTRA!

SNAPPLE UNDER THE CAP FUN FACT OF THE DAY
#14. "Camel's milk does not curdle."

I click on the Yankee game Wednesday night. They are playing the Detroit Tigers. I notice the stadium in at near capacity. The far reaches of left and right field in the upper deck are filled. Even the left field bleachers are filled, and they aren't opened too often. I don't know why there is such a big crowd. Thursday morning I find out. 49,116 came out to Yankee Stadium because it was "Jason Giambi Celebriduck Night." It's a doll of Jason Giambi with the body of a duck. Good grief.





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