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Top Ten Thoughts Going Through This Woman's Mind At This Moment

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

10. "Was that supposed to happen?"

9. "Where is the 'No kicking' section?"

8. "I wonder if Miguel will sign my neck brace"

7. "Why couldn't I be kicked by someone I've heard of?"

6. "Does this count as a 'meet and greet'?"

5. "Go Pacers!"

4. "I'd be famous if anybody was watching this"

3. "Sorry I can't stick around to boo Justin Bieber"

2. "Isn't this what killed Margaret Thatcher?"

1. "If it was Cee-Lo, I'd be dead"