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Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Jose Canseco's Mind When He Shot Off His Finger

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

10. "Is it 'clean before unloading' or 'unload before cleaning'?"

9. "There goes my Isotoner endorsement"

8. "Someone use my finger to dial 9-1-1"

7. "Did it curve foul?"

6. "I hope they catch the idiot who shot me"

5. "How do I count past nine?"

4. "Manicure: ruined"

3. "Your move, Plaxico"

2. "Is my gun okay?"

1. "Well, so much for finger-pointing"

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