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Top Ten Secret Service Excuses

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

10. "You try running full speed in a suit"

9. "Thought it was Biden"

8. "Can't just assume every guy storming the White House is a threat"

7. "We always mute the alarm during 'Jeopardy'"

6. "We're only here till Thursday"

5. "We need a dome"

4. "Can't see a thing through these dark glasses"

3. "About time someone in Washington got off the fence -- and I right, ladies?"

2. "Didn't George W. Bush prove anyone can get into the White House?"

1. "Excuse? What happened?"

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