Wednesday, March 25, 2015
10. Was never elected to Congress, just started showing up
9. Loves his home country, and America
8. Not Mormon but still wears special underpants
7. Vows to stay in the race until offered a spot on "Dancing With The Stars"
6. Filibusters in his sleep
5. 'Ted' is short for 'Tedium'
4. Uses teeth-whitening strips and hair-blackening strips
3. Already planning 2020 failed presidential bid
2. His wife affectionately refers to him as 'Ted Cruz'
1. Has just as good a chance of winning the Democratic party's nomination