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Top Ten Things I've Always Wanted To Say To Dave

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

10. "Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home"

9. "Did you know you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi"

8. "Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake"

7. "I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air...you know, I just thought of something - I'll be fine"

6. "Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over actor"

5. "I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy"

4. "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale"

3. "You are to comedy what I am to comedy"

2. "Thanks for finally proving men can be funny"

1. "I'll never have the money I owe you"