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Top Ten Things Said By Costumed Characters in Times Square

Monday, July 28, 2014

10. "For fifty bucks, you can sleep with Minnie"

9. "My super power is stealing iPhones"

8. "Anyone know how to get blood stains out of fake fur?"

7. "Wanna tickle Elmo?"

6. "How about some company at your anniversary dinner?" (shot of couple in audience)

5. "I miss the days when crooks could wear street clothes"

4. "Can anyone give Hulk a lift to Newark?"

3. "Still a better Batman than Ben Affleck"

2. "Could you unzip my relief flap?"

1. "I'm half-spider, half-drunk"

Tonight's Guests

Zoe Saldana
Jay Carney
Crash