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Thursday, June 27, 2013
10. Everybody / Yeah / Check your body / Yeah / Take a moment/ After being out in the sticks / To check yourself for ticks
9. I don’t care who you are / What you’ve heard / What you did -- I have very low standards
8. Show me the German who seized your monkey
7. Sometimes I wish I could / Know you thoughts, by listening in on your phone calls / Follow all your moves, online, each day / You should work for the NSA
6. I hope that things work out / For the Men’s Wearhouse guy
5. All you people can’t ya see can’t ya see / Ford is the finest car company / Fiesta, Focus, Fusion / A Ford will treat you right / Ford: it’s the ride of your life!
4. Believe me it's / No offense to you/ I’m just not sure / What we’re supposed to do/ Let’s wait on that activity to see if / What Michael Douglas said is true
3. They were wrong / When they thought that Jimmy Hoffe / Was buried / In concrete
2. He was pushing 400 pounds / Really hoped his weight would come down / His secret plan was a gastric band / So why's Chris Christie still big as a van?
1. Don’t know why / It wasn’t something we planned / Every time / Five guys create a boy band/ Who knows why / It always turns out this way: four straight and one gay