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Top Ten Excuses For Not Having Sex

Thursday, July 24, 2014

10. "Tried it once, not for me"

9. "I would, but I find you physically repulsive"

8. "My employer won't let me get birth control"

7. "Barometric pressure eerily unsteady"

6. "Haven't been in the mood since my horse exploded"

5. "Uh -- polar vortex?"

4. "You don't own the Los Angeles Clippers anymore"

3. "Ewww"

2. "What's in it for me?"

1. "I'm saving myself for my next marriage"

Tonight's Guests

Michael Douglas
Paul Morrissey