SNIP!
Ty, Huntington Beach, CA

Unfortunately, Freddie misunderstood Kendra's request of higher-level accommodations.
Kelli, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

"God, I'm too beautiful to die, and I DESERVE that million dollars for putting up with Freddy and all those icky Third-World people..."
Beteljooz, Burbank, CA

"This is the weirdest swing I've ever seen!"
Neil, Manila, Philippines

Kendra's audition for "Spiderman 3" isn't going so well.
Mike, Milwaukee, WI

Not surprisingly, no one in the building got any work done for the rest of the day.
Neil, Chesapeake, VA

"Like I told you last night, give me more rope!"
Gary, Richland Center, WI

"That couple really should have closed the curtains."
Dennis, Bridgeport, CT

"Thanks, your holding that candy bar up there helps me with this task, as I know I get that yummy treat when I get down."
Mary Ann, Pattersonville, NY

"So THIS is what a bug trapped on a windshield feels like!"
Deb, Albany, NY

Kendra gives a whole new meaning to "hanging out."
Jeff, Great Neck, NY