Scotty & Hottie

"Now I remember why I picked the blonde one with the bandana. This one is always too sticky."
Mike, Glendale, CA

Holly woodn't.
Ed, Harrisburg

Don't look directly into the head rag! Don't look directly...
Pamela, Dallas, TX

"I'm prettier than you." "No, I'm prettier." "No, I'm prettier…"
Troy, Oceanside, CA

"Scott, a word of advice: it isn't so pleasant to talk to you when your hands are in your pants. Remember, cameras are everywhere!"
Pam, Minot

"Wait...Yes, the bandana DOES cover the hair plugs."
Shelley, Barrie

"Oooooh, I like a man who shaves his back!"
Monica, Long Island, NY

"When I said 'brush,' I meant your teeth!"
Kate, Philadelphia

"Oh, yeah. The knife will be right about here."
Ceres, Salley, SC

"Dang it, the reset button won't work!"
Christie, LaGrange, GA

"You're right, Scott: from this angle, your left cheek does look fatter than your right one."
Regina, Los Angeles, CA

"Scott, I feel really smart when I'm around you. Tell me, how do you spell 'cheese' again?"
Todd, Glendale

"Do I have lipstick on my teeth?"
Kelly, Fredericton