Cowboy Cooks

"Now, if you put cheese on one burger, is it a cheeseburger or a burger with cheese? I get so confused."
Ann, Golden Valley

"Home, home on the range, where all of the HouseGuests are strange, where never is heard a real honest word, and where I am about to be played."
Normand, Lincoln, RI

The Last Supper
Julie, Nassau, Bahamas

This is your brain. This is your brain in the BIG BROTHER House. Any questions?
Amy, Bothell

"The Naked Chef's got nothing on me!"
Steve, Montreal, Canada

"Now let's see, how do you cook goose?"
Julie, Nassau, Bahamas

Grease + No Shirt = PAIN
Brian, Detroit, MI

Cheese for the rats.
Nicole, Hanover Park, IL

These burgers will taste great with fried arm on the side.
Kelly, Dallas, TX

Just practicin' fer the next HoH Competition: Frying Bacon in the Nude.
Kevin, Lawton, OK

Gotta build up my strength so I can freak dance again.
Sheri, Attica, IN

Have they invented hairnets for arms yet?
Terri, Nelson, Canada

My mama always said, "Life is like a frying pan."
Dawn, New Port Richey

PB&J, fried PB&J, sautéed PB&J, baked PB&J, PB&J ala Karen, spicy PB&J, pickled PB&J....
Adam, New York, NY

"If only Scott was here to help me cook this slice of cheese."
Sean, OH