UNHOLY ALLIANCE: THE JACKAL AND THE ARCHANGEL
"Where the hell is the remote when you need it?" Kaysar asks, drowning his sorrows with water after his dismal performance in the Couch Potato competition. Maggie continues to contemplate her replacement nomination while Jackal James gloats over his immunity. Archangel Ivette admits her "whole damn mission" has been to get Janelle out of the house. "The sight of Janelle just ruins my whole day" she whines, insisting that Janelle is Kaysar's Achilles' heel. Cut her off, and he will crumble.

It's April's birthday party, and there is enough screaming and cheering to give anyone a headache. April is showered with gifts from K-Mart, and they are seriously cool, including an awesome digital camera and other goodies. The good mood is needed as there are some ominously dark clouds looming on the horizon.

James flip-flops on his oath once more, telling Ivette that due to Maggie's attempt to thwart him in the couch potato game, all bets are off. If he wins HoH, he will put up Maggie. Realizing she has been duped again, Ivette runs to Maggie with the news. Shaking her, head Maggie sighs, "Since when is swearing on the bible a conditional thing?" Ever dramatic, Ivette declares, "In this game, James has died to me."