LUSTY DAMES LAMENT LONELINESS
MAGS & IVETTE ON BLOCK

Howie is gone, and no longer will we be treated to his unique additions to the contemporary vernacular, such as his oft-quoted "strategical." Janelle is HoH and nominates Friendship maven Maggie and her savvy sidekick Ivette for eviction. April spends the week bemoaning her "loveless" existence as Ivette and Janelle bond over baby-talk and April and Janelle compare bogus boobs and other cosmetic enhancements.

SOLE SOVEREIGN SURVIVOR
Everyone is sad to see Howie leave the house. Even Maggie, architect of Sovereign's demise, admits Howie "is hilarious" and life will be quieter without him. Janey sighs that with the loss of Howie, her BIG BROTHER 6 "soul-mate," life will be lonelier.

Janey's win in the HoH Competition places her in the position to eliminate another of the "Friends" this week, a position she relishes. Maggie's take on the situation is summed up with a long sigh: "What can I say? We should have evicted her in week one." Ivette wails, almost admiringly, "Janelle has been pretty much hated, trashed, put up for eviction, and she continues to play and still be in this house. Can you top her? No!" Janey is giddy with the realization that she is safe this week and has therefore made it to the final three HouseGuests. Now, she just has to get around to the business of deciding whom to nominate. "This is their biggest nightmare," she smiles. The Friends huddle in the kitchen as the reality of their situation hits home. "You'll definitely see some claws come out this week," Ivette warns of her Friends. Even Maggie whispers wistfully, "I really don't want this to get ugly."