Host Julie Chen welcomes the HouseGuests, who greet her with a rousing cheer. When asked about Howie’s departure last week, Boogie laughs off their posturing as just flashes of anger. Julie also asks Janey about her crying, which Janelle slyly brushes aside with feigned embarrassment, as it appears the bombshell is still milking her “little-girl-lost” role for all the alliances she can bait.
PRISONERS OF PARADISE LOST
Marcellas arrives at the Sequester House, sighing, “Welcome to my banishment, my own personal hell. This is the worst experience of my life.” He likes being alone, though. “I’m going to work on not being bitter this week so that once someone comes through the door, I can be somewhat friendly,” he resolves, adding, “God in heaven, I hope it isn’t Howie.” When Howie turns up 24 hours later, he stands in the upstairs entryway and yells, “Ultimate betrayal!” Hearing the call, Marcellas screams in agony, “No! No! No!” Howie runs downstairs as Marcellas whines, “Damn paradise has just been lost!” Howie makes himself at home as Marcellas begrudges his presence. “If I could swim the hell back to the United States,” he huffs, “I would be in that sea right now battling sharks.” Howie pulls out the DVD of the past HoH Competition, in which George won HoH. Marcellas watches in disbelief, but soon becomes offended by Howie’s nasty commentary. “Howie is a bully. He’s abrasive and disrespectful,” Marcellas gripes. “The man’s a pig.” Howie tears strips off everyone still in the house, slinging insults at everyone except Janelle. Grinning his best buffoon smile, Howie smirks, “Now that I’m evicted, the party is just beginning in paradise.” Not according to Marcellas, though, who pulls Howie up short, telling him that now they’re not in the BIG BROTHER house, Marcellas doesn’t have to be nice to him anymore, adding that his name is Marcellas, not Marci. Like a scolded puppy, Howie’s tail stops wagging momentarily, but resumes seconds later as he bounces cheerfully back, “Sorry, Marjealous.”
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