Laura
"I'll see you at the wedding. But you're gonna be a guest."

Kimberly
"I love to see you guys together. That doesn't change the fact that you're 22, and you act it."

Dominic
"What if I was 25, and the girl was 22? Would that be a big difference?"

Lisa
(Responding to Dominic's concerns about Hank) "If throwing a football makes you an aggressive person, then we're gonna have to sign me and my brothers up for some serious anger management classes."