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January 19, 2005
You'd think that having a personal relationship with The Mighty Boss of All would make life easier. I mean, you know, like, having him in your corner and all that stuff. And since I do whatever he asks you'd think…but it's not always that way. Things have worked out for the most part and I guess I've learned a lot, but…my life still pretty much feels like a crappy Judy Blume book.
January 20, 2005
So I'm watching Inside the Actor's Studio and you want to know who the guest was? J. Lo. J.Lo?! What's she ever done? She's such a great actor now that students should study and learn from her? I mean, come on. It's ridiculous, right? But I do like that questionnaire they have at the end. I'd tell you what J. Lo's favorite word is, but I couldn't suffer through the whole thing. So I'll tell you my favorite word instead: codswallop.
January 21, 2005
I wonder what the Almighty One really looks like. And do you think he's vegan? I mean, like, 'cause he created all the animals and stuff? Maybe he doesn't want to see his special projects get eaten, you know? Sure, he made plants, too, but those are probably easy to make, right?
January 22, 2005
They're saying the final toll of tsunami victims is like over 220,000. And here I am still sad about Judith. It doesn't seem possible. I saw some footage on T.V., and it just looked…well, not normal, but…I guess what I'm saying is, from T.V., you don't get a sense of like, how destructive it was. Like the weight of it and everything. It's all so crazy and, like, out of some bad summer movie. I just can't imagine.
January 23, 2005
Let me tell you about Gaby and Elle. They're these two girls at school who are, like, the worst form of Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde. Sure, it's a cute movie, but you don't want these girls ruling the halls of your school, trust me. And now there's a new one, Dylan. The three of them together is like this disgustingly snobby, three-headed, airhead monster. Isn't my life miserable enough? Where's His Lordship when I need help dealing with those tramps?
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