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March 9, 2005
What's up with rapper feuds? Jay-Z hates Nelly and 50-Cent used to be good friends with The Game but now they hate each other. These guys get killed over stuff like this. Tupac anyone? Biggie Smalls? Remember him? If anyone needs Divine Intervention, isn't it these guys?

March 10, 2005
It's the middle of March. And it's freezing and wet and gray and I hate it. When you're little, the snow is great because it means sledding and snow-angels and snowball fights. But when you're older, and you have to like, actually do stuff in it. Man, it sucks. Though I did still bean Luke in the back of the head with a snowball this morning. Knocked his glasses off and everything. It's one of those things that's never not funny.

March 11, 2005
You Know Who's not around…again. Wonder what that means? Every time this happens I get worried. Have I done something wrong? See, this just infuriates me even more because I hate having the assignments and everything and always feeling like I never quite do exactly as I'm supposed to and so when His All Knowing-ness is around I just wish he'd go away. But then when he does go away, I get nervous. It's your classic Catch-22.

March 12, 2005
Adam and I seem to be okay. There's been a lot of weird stuff happening between us and it's been awkward and a little tense but I think we're finally over it, which I'm soooooo happy about. I really don't want to lose him. I would, however, love to know what he's really thinking. I've heard that teenage boys think about sex like every fifteen seconds or something. How do they ever get homework done? Anyway, that's not what I meant. I meant I'd love to know what he's really thinking about me and about us. Does he even have time to think about us in between all the naked-ness he's imagining? Ugh. Makes me shiver.

March 13, 2005
Went to the movies today. Adam, Grace, Luke and I all went to see "Million Dollar Baby." We figured since it won Best Picture and everything…Oh my God…I was traumatized by that movie. But in a good way. I think I freaked Adam out because I was, like, sobbing through the whole last part. Grace, of course, seemed completely unmoved. But she liked it. I mean, what's not to like? It's a great movie, but, damn…I needed a whole box of tissues.

March 14, 2005
I have a zit. It's huge. It practically covers my whole face. I'm not leaving the house.

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Joe Mantegna

as Will Girardi

Mary Steenburgen

as Helen Girardi

Amber Tamblyn

as Joan Girardi

Jason Ritter

as Kevin Girardi

Michael Welch

as Luke Girardi

Christopher Marquette

as Adam Rove

Becky Wahlstrom

as Grace Polk