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March 15, 2005
I wonder what's gonna happen with the whole Michael Jackson thing. I mean, if he's found guilty they can't send him to jail, can they? Of course if he is guilty, he should be punished, but…it won't be like Martha Stewart's jail where it basically looked like she was just on an extended, rustic vacation. I just can't see Michael Jackson surviving very long in the real world. Especially the real world of prisons.
March 16, 2005
Mom and Dad are slogging through their taxes. Thanks to stupid work at the bookstore, I have to do taxes too. Can you believe it? I'm seventeen! I've barely lived and they want to tax me! What do I have? I can tell you what I DON'T have: an iPod, a digital camera (my camera phone doesn't count no matter what Mom says), surround sound in my room…you know what? This makes me feel justified in making Mom and Dad do my taxes for me.
March 17, 2005
I forgot to wear green today and Luke pinched me. What is he, in the third grade all of a sudden? What's the deal with St. Patrick's Day anyway? I mean, besides an excuse for the shop kids to sit outside the liquor store trying to convince someone to buy them cheap beer. Next time I see You Know Who, remind me to ask him how he feels about one of his patron saints being exploited in order to celebrate leprechauns and bad imitations of the Irish accent.
March 18, 2005
I've been sneezing a lot lately. Does that mean I have bird-flu?
March 19, 2005
So there's this big college basketball tournament thingy going on right now. And obviously I don't know anything about it, but I saw Kevin slaving over his picks for a pool at the office so I decided to fill out a chart myself just for fun. I based everything on colors and team mascots. So far, I haven't gotten one wrong. It's driving Kevin nuts, hee-hee!
March 21, 2005
You know what I don't understand? How come when crazy stuff happens like, the Virgin Mary's face shows up on a potato chip, everyone rushes to see it? But if I were to say, "Hey everybody I saw God. He was changing a light bulb in the bookstore," I'd get tossed right back into crazy camp? This is what my thoughts deteriorate to when His Lordship leaves me hanging for too long.
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