"See, I told you it looks bigger under water."
Kerry, Saint Cloud, MN
After ten minutes, Tom and Ian realize they shouldn't have sent Willard down for the flint.
Rick, Dallas, TX
"Let us pray!"
Don, West Linn, OR
"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."
Linnette, Gig Harbor, WA
"Do you think we should tell Kim she can come up now?"
Murv, Milton, Canada
Two heads are better than one!
Mary, Sierra Vista, AZ
When Survivors get bored.
Natasha
"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
Mark, Houston, TX
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Who said only women go to the bathroom in groups?
Mark, Delano, MN
Wonder Twin Powers, activate!
Corey, St. Louis, MO
"That's not a snake!"
Bill, Hershey, PA
"My wife will never believe I lost my wedding ring again!"
Pat, Canton, MI
Finding Nemo.
Omar, Saipan
"Trust me, I've worked with dolphins."
Christian, Fairmont, WV
"I 'm glad I finally found someone who knows the Vulcan mind meld."
Michael, Decatur, IL
"You touch it."
"No, you touch it."
Greg, Louisville, KY
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