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Ken later decided that he needed to start with a larger log in order to fashion a canoe.
Jim, Auburndale

"I am trying to cut a piece of wood with a piece of wood. What's up with that?"
Sherifa, Arvada, CO

"OK stick, I'm gonna ask this one last time. Who are you working for?!"
Troy, Manchester

After being voted off, Ken comes back as a troll seeking revenge.
John, Chicago

"Go ahead, make my day!"
Greg, Rochester, NY

The NYPD uniforms sure have changed.
Sheila, Yarmouth, Nova Scotia

Wouldn't it be a little easier just to snap the little twig in half?
Jesse, Northglenn

More NY State budget cuts force policemen to make their own weapons.
Peter, NYC

"Hey, I found the stick that Shii Ann tried to stab us in the back with!"
Al, Chicago

"Thank you for giving your life, Mr. Stick."
Justin, Memphis

"I'm sure Helen has some recipe for broken stick stew."
Lisa, Alameda

Ken punishes an unpatriotic stick.
Bryan, Northport, NY

"If I had my pistol I could just shoot this thing in two!"
Kurt, Halifax, NS

"I'm going to build a skateboard bigger and better than Robb's."
Johnny, Montreal

Proof positive that primitive man did, indeed, use tools.
Jeane, Hemet, CA



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