We told you Susan, you shouldn't have drunk that well water! It was nice knowing ya."
Rex, Fishers, IN

Jenna displays her only survival skill: pointing.
Jake, Seattle

Jenna demonstrates that if they leave this branch out in the sun long enough, it might burst into flames all by itself.
Sara, Des Moines

"Let's eat it, for practice!"
Cathy, Orlando

Jenna points out the "root" of the problem.
M, Savannah, GA

"That's about how thin I was after the last SURVIVOR."
Stephan, Minneapolis

THERE are the weapons of mass destruction!
Brett, Calabasas

Survivors greet invisible monkey.
Ron, Lucent, Missouri

"Yes Jenna, we're positive it's not some sort of prehistoric caveman fork."
Matt, Middletown

"Lex, you block. Shii Ann, you run to the fat guy and turn around. I hit you for a touchdown."
Veronica, Roseburg

Dehydration is really starting to take effect as the Survivors try to convince a stick to join their alliance.
Ashley, Bend

"See, that's a stick, and that's dirt, and that's a rock."
Chris, Thousand Oaks