If Panama wants to increase tourism, they're going to need a new spokesmodel.
Ed, Chino

Give a Survivor a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a Survivor to fish, get voted out at Tribal Council!
Suzie, Paducah

"Does this hat make me look like I used to be fat but lost a lot of weight?"
Kelly, Joplin, MO

Rupert's second shelter idea, an undersea base, was even worse than his first shelter disaster.
Randy, Coos Bay, OR

"Aww Mom, can't I stay out here for just five more minutes?"
Jennifer, Kansas City, MO

"Congratulations, Rupert, you are still in the running to become America's Next Top Model."
Somer, Dallas

Determined to be the tribe's sole fish provider, Rupert refuses to let anyone else even GO in the water.
Juules, Singapore

Three months after his Christmas Eve disappearance, a shipwrecked Santa was found off the coast Panama.
Oliver, Makati, Philippines

"I went to the Pearl Islands twice and all I got was this lousy hat!"
Dave, Lincoln, IL

"Hmm....now where did I park the boat?"
Shazery, Malaysia

Great job, Rupert! You caught us a rock.
Eric, Shelby

"Crazy Glue on the rocks: real funny! You KNOW the tide's coming in!"
Charlie, Charlottetown, Canada