Hey Amber, you got something on your face.
Ethan, CA

"Does this paint make me look fat?"
Lori, Annville, KY

This is why it's not good to pass out at a party.
Linda, Randolph

Simon says, "Touch your elbow."
Steve, Rockville

"See Alicia, I know this game like the back of my hand. Hey, what's this on the back of my hand?"
Darren, Calgary

Unexplained crop circles show up on an island off the coast of Panama.
Mel, Australia

"I don't agree with you. It's best to take your pulse up here."
Lin, New Jersey

If I don't get more protein soon, my pecs are going to be non-existent.
Hank, Philadelphia

"We're going to look really stupid with this red paint if we have to change tribes."
Vince, Cleveland

"I'm hotter than you. No seriously, touch me, I'm burning up here."
Brett, Charleston, WV

"Darn it, I TOLD you we shouldn't have drunk the unboiled water!"
Muzhik, Vancouver, BC

"I don't know about you, but when I get back, I'm going to my dermatologist right away!"
Linda, South Bend