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This Week's Favorites

Beauty and the Beasts
Tina, Montreal

"For the last time, Sarge, we are not going skinny-dipping!"
Bennett, Waco

"Seriously, just relax and wade in. I'm standing on the bottom right now, I promise."
Mike, Monroe

John can't explain it, but he keeps hearing running water.
Ed, Chino, CA

"Honestly, those bubbles were NOT from me."
Tyrone, Raceland

Lacking a proper ball for water polo, John volunteers his head.
Bill, Kansas City

"For the last time, Sarge: I don't want to hear about the one that got away!"
Melanie, San Diego, CA

"OK guys, now watch John, and remember, it's lather, rinse, repeat."
Bill, Lake Forest, CA

"Please, Sarge, no more! Not the story about how you conquered the Bigali tribe with only a pack of chewing gum and a paper clip."
Mark, Collinsville

"Wait, Sarge, did Simon say 'touch your ear' or 'touch your rear'?"
Jonathan, Miami, FL

"See, Chad can take off his leg, and I can take off my head!"
Jamie, Raleigh, NC

All together now "Raindrops keep falling on my head..."
Valerie, Pittsburg, CA

"Now that John can't hear us, we will be voting him off next. Don't tell him."
Clay, San Antonio, TX