In an attempt to one-up Jon, Darrah pretends to actually BE dead.
Bob, El Dorado Hills

"By the way, Jeff Probst's check bounced. That'll be 200 bucks."
Butch, Hamilton

"Thirty days on a deserted island and I'd have that body too!"
Ken, Walnut Creek

Strangely, Darrah requests formaldehyde for her rubbing oil.
Carol, Newfields, NH

On the next CSI, a beautiful corpse on a strange, deserted island. Don't miss the last 2 minutes!
John, Louisville, KY

"And this glue I'm applying should help keep your top on. I hear that's a problem this season."
Pete, Surrey

"She's dead, Jim!"
Tom, Toronto, Canada

Darrah is unaware she's being measured for a noose.
Dawn, Modesto

"I love being pampered. They even help you swallow your food."
Kerry, Saint Cloud, MN

"If I press here, maybe I can get rid of her wacky accent."
Audrey, Toronto

A technician makes the final adjustments to the Darrabot 2000.
Aaron, St.Petersburg, FL

This is no choking matter.
M.S., Tennessee